I was just thinking about the company motto. That's a good one....has a good sound to it. What are the other manufacturer's mottos? Like WGP, Indian Creek Designs, Kingman, etc....
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"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"
I was just thinking about the company motto. That's a good one....has a good sound to it. What are the other manufacturer's mottos? Like WGP, Indian Creek Designs, Kingman, etc....
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WGP: "Newton was mistaken."
WDP: "Our gun is $400 shinier than yours."
BE: "Don't worry about our warranty policy."
Smart Parts (Shockers): "220ci tank not included."
Kingman: "We don't do standards."
Bruiser: "What about our gun? Check out our bikini models!"
DYE: "$40 barrel, $60 laser-engraving."
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Now thats funny miscue!! HA
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LOL, that's really funny
Tippmann: "Built like a rock, with stock accuracy like one too"
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I like to refer to Tippmans as : aroung the tree shots. Because i was killed when a ball(shot by Tippmann) curved around a tree and hit my gun.
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Airstar(?): Kevlar vest not included.
BE: If we buy every other company, people will HAVE to buy our stuff.
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Ah, lets see.
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Booyah = What? We went bankrupt? Nah, just give us a few days for chapter 11 to take effect so we can keep your guns.
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hey AGD can be two ways! "because quality shoots straight always" or the other way lol
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Tippmann: adding custom makes every thing sound better
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shocker "because bigger is better"
wgp "airsmith not included"
angel "better than yours because it cost more"
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Brass Eagle= Leading the paintball industry in providing markers for driveby shootings.
WGP= Better distance and accuracy thru use of elves.
WDP= Making everything electronic because it looks cool.
Viewloader= Selling out to better provide you with deminished quality products.
JT= Because your goggles need a fan.
Odyssey Paintball Prodcuts (Halo Loader)= When you feel the urge to spray and pray, were there for you.
Uhh thats all I can think of.. not the funniest but some work. -Matt
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You know the viewloader buy out was the two corporations... BE want's to buy name recognition, thats why they bought JT. Did you also know that the HALO is made by the designers of the revy?
WDP "Sex sells"
CCI "What's vaporware?"
KAPP "Ghetto 'R us"
Kingman "Flavor of the week"
APG "Ads plus guns"
Smart parts "What's a caliper?"
ZAP "Because $400 plastic markers always go over well"
AGD "It's still a glorified blowforward"
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You winOriginally posted by Miscue
WDP: "Our gun is $400 shinier than yours."
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PPS: "No, you can't have one" or "Custom still means something, but odd means something completely different".
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lol
Pretty funny, I wasn't expecting this...
Last edited by gmag; 11-25-2001 at 05:00 PM.
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Tippmann: "willing to sacrifice quality for a higher price"
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FYI: im not a big tippmann fan anymore
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Kingman-Where a cheap cosmetic bolt-on makes for a whole new gun.
WDP- Ever wonder what the temperature is in Guam? Ask the new 2002 Angel.
WGP- Like constant hissing noises?
BE- Warning, solvents will melt your marker.
Tippman- can be used in hand to hand combat
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i had to add thatOriginally Posted by Sniper king
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yes... historic ... this is an awesome post that i visit when i need a laugh ...
definately needs to be historic ...
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wow i liked that i havent seen that beforeProbably Been posted...
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