"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[gmag]

I was just thinking about the company motto. That's a good one....has a good sound to it. What are the other manufacturer's mottos? Like WGP, Indian Creek Designs, Kingman, etc....

[Miscue]

WGP: "Newton was mistaken."
WDP: "Our gun is $400 shinier than yours."
BE: "Don't worry about our warranty policy."
Smart Parts (Shockers): "220ci tank not included."
Kingman: "We don't do standards."
Bruiser: "What about our gun? Check out our bikini models!"
DYE: "$40 barrel, $60 laser-engraving."

[magking1971]

Now thats funny miscue!! HA

[jas142]

LOL, that's really funny

Tippmann: "Built like a rock, with stock accuracy like one too"

[netjunk1e]

I like to refer to Tippmans as : aroung the tree shots. Because i was killed when a ball(shot by Tippmann) curved around a tree and hit my gun.

Robbie Kimmell

[Skyssx]

NPS: What's a patent?
Airstar(?): Kevlar vest not included.
BE: If we buy every other company, people will HAVE to buy our stuff.

[zvanut]

miscue, u have too too much time on your hands

[Nitroduck]

Ah, lets see.

AKALMP = WORLD RENOUNED makers of low pressure, high cost equipment.

Proteam Products = No, we dont make anything under our own power, we get other companies to

Booyah = What? We went bankrupt? Nah, just give us a few days for chapter 11 to take effect so we can keep your guns.

[-Jôker-]

hey AGD can be two ways! "because quality shoots straight always" or the other way lol

[michael]

Tippmann: adding custom makes every thing sound better

[AGD]

LOL LOL!! I am crying over here!!!!

[slayer]

shocker "because bigger is better"
wgp "airsmith not included"
angel "better than yours because it cost more"

[Ground_zer0]

Brass Eagle= Leading the paintball industry in providing markers for driveby shootings.

WGP= Better distance and accuracy thru use of elves.

WDP= Making everything electronic because it looks cool.

Viewloader= Selling out to better provide you with deminished quality products.

JT= Because your goggles need a fan.

Odyssey Paintball Prodcuts (Halo Loader)= When you feel the urge to spray and pray, were there for you.

Uhh thats all I can think of.. not the funniest but some work. -Matt

[Skyssx]

You know the viewloader buy out was the two corporations... BE want's to buy name recognition, thats why they bought JT. Did you also know that the HALO is made by the designers of the revy?

WDP "Sex sells"
CCI "What's vaporware?"
KAPP "Ghetto 'R us"
Kingman "Flavor of the week"
APG "Ads plus guns"
Smart parts "What's a caliper?"
ZAP "Because $400 plastic markers always go over well"
AGD "It's still a glorified blowforward"

[Jonneh]

Originally posted by Miscue

WDP: "Our gun is $400 shinier than yours."

You win

[Jeb_Hoge]

PPS: "No, you can't have one" or "Custom still means something, but odd means something completely different".

[gmag]

Pretty funny, I wasn't expecting this...

[michael]

Tippmann: "willing to sacrifice quality for a higher price"

[michael]

FYI: im not a big tippmann fan anymore

[Load SM5]

Kingman-Where a cheap cosmetic bolt-on makes for a whole new gun.
WDP- Ever wonder what the temperature is in Guam? Ask the new 2002 Angel.
WGP- Like constant hissing noises?
BE- Warning, solvents will melt your marker.
Tippman- can be used in hand to hand combat


Hey, I'm working on it.

[AGD]

eventually going historic

AGD

[lonsch]

AGD: "13 BPS is child's play."

[thei3ug]

Originally posted by Jeb_Hoge
PPS: "No, you can't have one" or "Custom still means something, but odd means something completely different".

Jeb, you're evil...

and you guys forgot a few...

Arrow Precision... "Quality: we get it right the second time."

SP... "We just patented you."

LAPCO... "We pioneered everything... but we'll make it next year."

Arrmson... "you're kidding... rifling DOESN'T work?"

Bad Boyz Toyz... "We care."

APP... "The only company you've never heard of that you probably own a product from."

[Miscue]

Great American: "Our paint doesn't stink, now it comes in 'banana'."

JT: "Because looking like a pro is half the battle."

ANS: "We improve things better than anyone thought possible."

Diablo: "Shoots like darts, breaks on target, hard to wipe... guaranteed." -Satan (CEO)

[Paintballer86]

WGP: Got tools?

Brass Eagle: BE really stands for Bad Enganeering

E-Mag- Batterey NOT required

[zvanut]

miscue,

Great American: "Our paint doesn't stink, now it comes in 'banana'." , by far the best i have seen as of yet. The JT one was good too.

[spyderkiller]

Gosh you guys are killin me! This is one of the best threads of all time! Oh gosh....amazing. This goes to show that a lot of the people on AO have way too much time on their hands...but hey, that's not a bad thing!

[MaGSkEr]

Originally posted by slayer

wgp "airsmith not included"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH heheh this is great. lol

[dawump]

JT: Camo Jerseys with Target and Bullseye!
Kingman: Inovation through Space Age Technology ( internals made of same plastic as forks on the Space Shuttle )
Brass Eagle: Watch Paint drop to the ground like a Brass Eagle
AGD: Original parts that make the after market suck
Angel: You get what you pay for.. Honest.
Angel: Free R2D2 included in every trigger frame.
Kingman: New Java finishes make your gun look cool from 100ft while you are hiding in the woods
Brass Eagle: Making it possible to shoot someone in Walmart

Keith

[Gecko]

agd: chopping your balls since 1988 (come on we have to pick on everyone )
kingman: we spell crap with a k
angel: use me abuse me sell me buy the new moon milling
WGP: Our stock parts are fine (Bud Orr circa 1995 when the stock parts did suck)
Smart Parts: We patented your mom
bruizer: How can this gun suck? Look who's holding it
Gecko