"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[Paintballer86]

That IS a great motto/ slogan.

[InfinatyBPS]

WGP: Ooooo isn't that pretty and scary? Ooops... Thats gonna cost me.
WDP: Everything from Europe deserves to be charged $1000 more for.
BE: Trying our hardest to make it cheaper for you... What you thought we meant the price?
Dye: Anything with our name on it deserves to be $50 more.
Shocker: Size does matter.

[PsychoMag]

WGP: "Where working on your gun CAN be a full time job..."

WGP: "Got tools?"

WGP: "makers of a good pump gun"

WGP: "Where reliability comes in a close 42nd"

WGP: "what?...huh?...you mean it's supposed to work all the time?"

WGP: "WGP where even third world countries make better front pneumatics than we do"

WGP: "Support your local airsmith, buy a cocker"

Shocker: "15lb SCUBA recommended"

AGD: "No Tools Required"

AGD: "The new EMAG...No Bateries Required"

WDP: "The Angel...now includes Satellite link up, and LO-Jack"

[LCDmag1]

Be:" Our paint breaks before it leaves the barrel so you don't have to worry about it not breaking on the other players"
Be:"Bore sizes....our paint has varied bore sizes all in one pack for your convinance"

[slayer]

BE = "Broken Everytime"
BE = "Buying Everyone"
BE "Our guns shoot around trees (but not intentionally)"

SP: "In the box thinking"
SP: "Spiral porting really works" ME: thank god it doesn't otherwise my balls would fly all over the place.

MY Question: why in the world does and electro need timing, shouldn't the electronics take care of that.

[mag_pbg]

UNCLE WDP WANTS YOU TO SPEND MORE!!!!!!

[ReTroMagBoy]

BE- "Supplying vandalism with new tools since 1990!"

AGD- "Its the user thats chopping the paint, we promise!"

WGP- "Whats wrong? You actually want to play with
our guns??"

WDP- "Our anodizing is THE thinnest in paintball!!"

Kingman- "World Record outta-the-box chrono speed... 956fps!!"

Smart Parts- "Making customers suffer for 4 years!"

Dye- "Stupid freak system....."

[Miscue]

Originally posted by ReTroMagBoy


Kingman- "World Record outta-the-box chrono speed... 956fps!!"

Ha! Pretty good.

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

WGP - We are here so you will spend more money fixing your gun that upgrading it.
BE - Quantity first - Quality last
Note : I still like them.

[zvanut]

ANS people~ our mag parts stink, so buy a cocker

[zvanut]

Proball- might as well be shooting rocks, they r cheaper.

Tippmann- Where being able to get run over by a car IS half the battleIS

[zvanut]

Proball- might as well be shooting rocks, they r cheaper.

Tippmann- Where being able to get run over by a car IS half the battle

[kenshinkandon]

"Worr Games Products" We guarantee that all your air goes down the barrel whether you pull the trigger or not

[AkaEnder]

heh, proball should be: "proball - allowing players to bunker themselves since 1994" - "we guarntee a better bounce, or your money back""

[zvanut]

UP

[Micromag5371]

oh well.
Kingman- we learn from our mistakes
Bob long- how do you spell quality control?
WGP- For the mechanically inclined
matrix- For best results use a Dual ASA with 2 114/4500's
WDP-shiney, spiffy, $1200...and you still can be eliminated
Tribal- If you cant get your gun to work, don't look to us. we built it.

JT- our dirtbike racing technology inspires us
Tippmann- built like a truck, works like a dead battery
BE-Not a toy, but rather a deadly piece of equipment(like a plastic butter knife)

ANS- because we said so.our aftermarket is great, thats why your not using our products.

bruizer- when you finish upgrading, you will be able to compete with spyders.

PTP-HUSH! your gun works fine...THERE is NO PROBLEMS in your gun....WE WILL REPLACE IT FOR free...you pay the $95 S&H fee

ICE paintball- we look up to the major manufacturers....WAYY UPP

[kenshinkandon]

Autococker- batteries not required
Emag- batteries optional

[zvanut]

UP!!!!

[Cro§§ƒire]

Mags= Whats that? Your battery went dead

[Paintball_Foo]

ak, quit raggin on shocker they arn't made to be pretty just to work...Buy a 68ci Co2... last you as much as a 114 N tank on your RT... hehe

[FooTemps]

DAMN...You guys are good. Took all the ones I was thinking of. We need to find more to diss...how about PMI?

edit:
ANGEL: GOT CASH?

[Dubstar112]

Smart parts: Shoes not included
... although i do like the shocker...

AGD: The last gun you'll need(PERIOD)

WGP: More elves for the money!

WDP:If we made it in the US, it could be cheaper

... all of these companies are good no matter what!

[MajorDamage]

B.E. If quality always shoot straight then what does that mean for us...Oh, I see...*Cries*...*Spirits get uplifted* Lets make something out of plastic!

OR!

B.E. we dont make no not good guns, we make things cheaper! We recycle though! Our guns are made from old plastic milk jugs, and if we have to use metal, we use old pop cans, and our paint is not good, and wal-mart loves us, and Yeah!

Lol, I know this isnt really funny, but its the truth! lol. Dont hate me because im beautiful...

ENDO!

[st6212]

Some private jokes with my buddies

WDP: "bzzzt...General Protection Fault"

SP: "Shocker in a size 8 please"

AGD: "Pull the trigger our way, or it's NO way!"

WGP: "So what's that? Your third lense now?"

[shartley]

Cocker... for those who like to tinker.
E-Mag... for those who don't want to HAVE to.

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Cocker... Great Marker for adding after-market parts to.
E-Mag... Great Marker for not NEEDING after-market parts.

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E-Mag... How much do you want to pay for your Marker?
Cocker... How much do you want to pay for your Upgrades?

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Question: Why does the name Cocker remind me of a chicken?

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E-MAGnificent

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B.E. (Be Everywhere)

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For those who need the extra help, call on an ANGEL. For those who need true power and reliability, call on a GOD. E-Mag

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All things being equal... heck, all things are NOT equal! E-Mag

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Which is more reliable in YOUR game? Your mouth or your Marker? E-Mag What great players prefer to shoot.

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(NOTE: these are all in good fun. I am under the belief that it is not so important WHAT you shoot, as long as you DO shoot.)

[a person]

BE:We Suck And Thats It
WDP:Shiny. Over Priced. Can Give You Weather Reports Anyplace In The World, At Anytime, In 2002, The Year After That....
DYE:We Give Overpriced A New Meaning
WGP:We Shoot Farther, Somehow
Kingman:We Are BrassEagle, Just We Use Aluminum
BE:We Release Products Before Tesing And Then Record The Results
Smart Parts:Patent. Patent. Patent. What Do We Make Again?
Tippmann:We Build Things Like Tanks: Big, Heavy, and You Can Take It To War
AGD:We Actually Care
ACI:We Are Yet Another Version of BrassEagle
JT: Downgrading Our Products Since The Brass Eagle Era
VL:HALO, Oh Crap....
HALO:GoodBye VL....
Bob Long: We Try To Improve on Ideas and Products, But We Make Them Worse and Pretty
ANS:The Brass Eagle of Upgrades for Your Gun
KAPP:Overpriced Drop Forwards, And A Whole Lot More
CP:We Make Shiny Things Too, Yet They Serve a Purpose Well At a Reasonable Price

I need to get out more.

[Starfire]

AGD- Because being different is good.... 16bps no chopping never need to do a damn thing to good....

[Riot[Z-Grip]]

WGP: "If you love to tinker, then you to can have a $350 paperweight."
BE: "Plastic--the other maker substance."
BE: "We'll by your cat, refrigerator, and shoes, if it will put one more of OUR guns in SOMEONE'S hands.
WDP:"If you thought your Porche was fast...."
JT: "When you just have to follow the crowd."
DYE: "Why not? All the pros are doing it."
Kingman: "Think of us like paintball's Microsoft."
Tippmann: "Because die-cast is everyone's first choice."
AGD: "Because videos from 1991 are still usefull."

[gmag]

Shartley and Riot.....HILARIOUS!!! LOL!

Indian Creek Designs: Yes, the Alleycat and the Thundercat are the same EXACT markers.

Airgun Designs: The only company that gives away free powerfeed plugs.

Dye: Professionals only.

Tippman: We suck.

WDP: Need help doing your math homework?

[keebler]

agd: never has a tube done so much