"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[DiRTyBuNNy]

this is my favorite thread of all time...it always makes me crack up...

[ThePatriot]

I must agree...DO NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE

[Aliens-8-MyDad]

Man this is soo funny! I loved these mostly

Tippman- can be used in hand to hand combat

and this one

wgp "airsmith not included"

also...

Angel: Free R2D2 included in every trigger frame.

kingman: we spell crap with a k

Shocker: "15lb SCUBA recommended"

WDP: "The Angel...now includes Satellite link up, and LO-Jack"

Be:"Bore sizes....our paint has varied bore sizes all in one pack for your convinance"

Kingman- "World Record outta-the-box chrono speed... 956fps!!"

Dye- "Stupid freak system....."

AGD: "Because videos from 1991 are still usefull."

[ChrisRT]

WDP: Got Money?
WGP: Cocked and ready to be fixed
BE: You've been assimilated
Bruizer: instead of R&D we use T&A

[davidb]

Smart Parts: We've made more new physics laws than there ever were tax laws.
Smart Parts Runner Up: Just because Tom Kay can't understand it doesn't mean the Magic Box doesn't work.
Smart Parts Special Mention: Play at a field where gun hits don't count and you WILL rule the day.

AGD: We're those guys who back up our claims.
AGD Runner Up: We'll never go out of business. If we ever need easy money we'll just add a five buck charge for an unlimited warranty.
AGD Special Mention: If we ever get ahold of that fairy dust, WGP and SP won't know what hit'em.

WGP fans: Ya see, it has to do with the way the valving is discomunimlated from the pump. The cross-postularation of hoses and closed-boltedness makes for an increase in the air-to-air capabilities of the... See, I knew you wouldn't understand this.

WDP: No, technically it won't outperform other electros, but it does have more buttons, and also a thermometer. Do other guns have thermometers? Of course not, because they don't have the same commitment as WDP does to have your paintball gun replace everything you own.
WDP Product Update: In the WDP tradition of giving you the bare necessities, (i.e. a thermometer for telling you whether it's hot or cold) we give to you the 2002 Angel with VSD, or Vital Sign Detection, to tell you whether or not you're still living.

DYE: Overpriced is an ancient Attic Greek word for "shiny", or "superior". That's what people mean when they say that.

Kingman: I think AGD is probably going to go under pretty soon. Why? Come on, it's been like a week since they came out with a new gun.

Zap: Sounds better than Brass Eagle Canada, doesn't it?

Brass Eagle: #1 ever since newbies stopped asking the vets for advice.
Brass Eagle Runner Up: Plastic Makes Perfect.

[bornl33t]

Originally posted by davidb


Kingman: I think AGD is probably going to go under pretty soon. Why? Come on, it's been like a week since they came out with a new gun. [/B]

lmao THAT's awsome! where did this thread come from?

[ThePatriot]

This one might have been said but i got one... WGP- we break your gun so you dont have to....

[Miscue]

DYE: Award-winning 5-Star Marketing Department.
WGP: The gun you get to fix all week. (not my quote )
ANS: Just sound out our name and you'll figure out where our parts come from.
WDP: Introducing Love Juice - Not for oral contact.
SPPLAT: "Everybody vs. Shatner!"
Pevs: Come pet our goat.

[FDB1]

smart parts- yeah we're cool because our guns have stock barrels with lots of holes in them, that definately means more accuracy and range.

brass eagle- and you thought autocockers werent reliable.

wdp- 200 $ board, 150 $ anno, 400 $ milling, and 300 $ shipping. dang were good.

kingman- the guns are homemade but at least we got lots of pretty ones

zap- no-one knows why we arent out of bussiness

jt- sponsor as many people as we can!!! HAHAHA the whole world will be wearing jt masks within a matter of months HAHHAHAHAH!!!

agd- under rated tubes!!!

aci- hey bulldogs are good because they have gauges on them dont be dissin up on bulldogs

[omni]

"ANS: Just sound out our name and you'll figure out where our parts come from."



LOL !!!!!!!!!

[davidb]

up

[Cliffio]

your upping a post in the main forum, wow
never seen that
maybe you could of at least thought of somehting to put!!

[AGNH]

Dye > Got Money ?

Kingmann > Got the New Gun of the Week ?

J&J > Got Dye over a barrel !

PTP > Got Anything not on BackOrder ?

Shocker > Got Rain ?

WDP > Got E-Mail, Free HBO, and a Free Trip
to Europe with that Marker ?

Armson > Got any ideas how to sell these barrels ?

ADCO > Got any better ideas ?

JT > Got anymore of those SunGlasses ?

Tippmann > Got Dynomite ? Cause nothing else will
destroy our guns.

AGD > Got Warp with that E-Mag ?

WGP > Got Timing ?

Brass Eagle > Got WalMart ?

Smart Parts > Got any more Higher Freakin Prices ?

Bruzier > Got Girls with those guns ?

APP > Got any more great ideas like the Wrapper ?

32D > Got any of your own ideas ?

PMI > Got a Fish Tank with that Piranha ?

IAO > Got Zapped ?

Redz > Got a Neoprene Gun yet ?

[dansim]

hehe im subscibed to this for some reason

[Hexis]

Kingman: Kuality with a capital "K"!

[MagNumPI]

Brass Eagle: The paint smells like maggots cause it is made from 100% pure maggot.

Brass Eagle: "Professional paintball equipment" everyone wants to be a pro.. we will sell more of this crap this way..

WGP: What else can we put on this thing to make it look cooler while still giving off more reliability.
WGP: We are better cause we have a moving thingy on our gun!

Kingman: I just put white-out on my spyder shutter, now it's a Blizzard Shutter Extreme 2k2
Kingman: Trust me , Java is a new "Hype" word that will sell more guns at higher prices.. Java Blizzard Shutter Extreme 2k2.. see doesn't it just flow?

AGD: YES YES our guns have stayed the same for god know how long.. hmmmm wonder why this is??

AGD: Who cares that you got new flashy pneumatics, know ones gonna see em while you fiddling with it.

WDP: The New MICROSOFT ANGEL XP..... uh no... "Your angel has just performed an illegal operation and will now shut down.."

SP: "I bet you you can't make an ugly gun." SP tech:"OH YEAH, YOUR ON!"

[Cliffio]

Average AO Member-"I Brag On Mags And Diss Everything Else Even Tho I Havnt Shot It"

Average AO member-"I Love Camo"

dorks, just figured if you all can flame my gun i can flame you, hope you like apples, '
cause im TALKIN ABOUT YOU! how you like them apples

hehe, all in good fun
just realize some people are gonna take offence, but also when you mess with peoples guns alot of times they dont like it

just keep that in mind
your not unflameable

see i just made up a word too!

[MagNumPI]

Most of us have (i have) owned or played with every gun I mentioned.. and in the end I stuck with mag..

You do have a point , flame and you will be burnt..


but we don't need to fight.. cause it's wrong and thats not what paintball is now is it!!


Go grab your marker and play , reguardless of what it is!

[Cliffio]

im not flaming anyone, i just think that some of these people will take offence, even tho they can dish it out, they just cant take it, either way im jsut havin fun, and i dont mean anything by it, but im sure i will get flamed, Oh well

im glad you see my point tho, i am sure other will too

later
Cliff

[845]

PMI: "Striving towards the future with the first paintball gun that doubles as a frag grenade"

[AngelBoy]

One of the best has been: Dye - stupid freak system....

and WDP - Sex sells!

HAHAHA

WGP - Ya see, that thing that pops back isnt a bolt either, its a hand that spanks the elf and makes it jump...

WGP - Well, no, it doesnt do anything... NO, its not an elf cage!

WDP - We don't make LEDs anymore, because we cant live without a thermomiter

[Cliffio]

Kingman-"Em1, The best thing we could think of"

Spart Parts-"Who needs a nine volt?"

Avalanche "Hey We've Got Rocky"

Smart Parts- "Hey, we make a cocker too"

Slam Ball "who needs game with balls like these"

[ZeezNutz]

aci: "takes less tools then a mag just bang the f4 against a tree a few times and everything will instantly work perfectly"


sad thing is it acctually worked for a friend of mine. never had a problem with it since

[Cliffio]

Tribal "Just Try And Find Us"

Tippmann "Built For A Scope"

[boggerman]

WGP:"By the time you finish upgrading your marker, you can make a backup from all the spare parts. That's good, 'cause you're gonna need it!"

[Cliffio]

AGD "Because everyone need a good blender"
JT "Because Chromeplusion Looks Good On Anything"

[Cliffio]

FreeFlow "Hey Goats work just as well"

[ZeezNutz]

ahahaha

[Drizit]

Matrix: and you thought a Shocker could use gas.

Flatline: the only way to shoot farther (except elves that is)

[Stinger]

bruizer-believe me, its not just the gun that sucks
shocker-NO THERE AREN'T SHOES INSIDE
wdp-you can so buy skill
wgp-our guns disasemble for you