This MIGHT be just as bad as "Slash-dotting" or "Farqing" someone's site, but I figured there's enough old-school players lurking about.
http://www.docsmachine.com/tech/ahpage1.html
1987 Annual of "American Handgunner" Magazine, and what they thought of paintball at the time.
So cue up your tape of "Iron Eagle", zip on a Kenny Loggins tape, and enjoy.
-Tyger
(yes, I'm old...)