Hint #2 If A then B

[XspyX]

Come on guys, lets all help Tom get some good ol' American nookie!

A = Email

B = She

C = To be announced

If "A" then "B"

If "B" then "C"

You can't have "B" but you might get "C"

If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP

This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.

AGD

-So if we e-mail, we get HER
-If we get HER, Tom will tell us
-We can't have HER, but Tom can. And he'll tell us about it.

-This makes Tom happy, and we are happy for Tom.

Its all comming together now....Mwahahaha

[FDB1]

ummm is tom gettin married or somethin

[wes]

why is tom talking in 3rd person? like your name here is hungry. your name here wants food.

[MantisMag]

i wonder if WLIPP will be something like angel love juice.

[pumpamatic]

I think She(B) is some significant other in Tom's life. I think TBA(C) is marriage or a proposal(probably by Tom). You can't marry this specific 'she', but you can get married(to some other person). If Tom gets married he will be happy. Tom has a girlfriend right?


I don't know what WLIPP and A mean. Just email as many people as you can.

My second guess is the Dye emag, even though the clues don't fit all that well.

[ChrisRT]

I think Tom is putting together a marketing scheme, like we all have been asking for and "SHe" will be the new Automag model. I bet tom set her email account up as [email protected], and we are supposed to email her to pursuade her to be the model, but she has not commited yet, so it is to be announced.

[pntbawlrmz]

AHAHAHAHA I can't believe you guys can't figure this one out, its so easy my sister figured it out........ come on tom please tell us, or at least me. I promise I won't tell anyone else.

[Vegeta]

Oh my I just had some really nasty thoughts run through my mind. Hopefulyl I wansn't the only one who saw that in a wrong way.


OK for thsoe who HAVEN'T SEEN IT, tom has announced in the other thread that SHE DOES NOT EQUAL A DYE EXTREME. K just so u know

[ChrisRT]

WLIPP = Worlds Largest Internet Paintball PLayground?
Worlds Longest Intenational Piantball PAtent?
Worlds Largest Internet PAintball Partnership?
Worlds LArgest Internet PAintball Party?

[Vegeta]

And about the girlfriend thing.. it could be. Tom, I beilve (INSIDE INFO COMING UP lol) has a girlfriend. I have heard him mention "girlfriend" in the chat before. I didnt log that night so i can remeber it. And it was on new years eve so its very vauge. I wont say any mroe about what he said cuase, i mean, cmon... if you were tom would you want ppl talking about your personal life? Hell i wouldn't want any of you ppl even CLOSE to my personal life, sorry. lol

[HoppysMag]

your killin us MR K!!

[ChrisRT]

Are we going to have a female guest at the next paintball online party? then we would be Worlds Luckiest Internet Paintball Players?

[Rynoboy06]

I think it's time to (A) grab our markers, (B) fly on over to AGD central HQ,(C) surround the place, (D) capture the nefarious and awful personality that is TK at the moment, and then (E) brutally subject him to Backstreet Boys until all information has been divulged. If that doesn't work we'll use Britney Spears, but that may be illegal under the Geneva Convention's cruelty statutes... I'll see you all there in, ohhh, two hours. The attack commences at 10:22 Eastern, SHARP! Don't be late!
(You BETTER believe I'm joking, 'cause I am!)
(Even though this is driving me nuts)

[Jonno06]

ok...so when is the"C" to be announced????I hope it is something cool,like a magazine by AGD,or maybe PAINTBALL TV!!!!!!!!!!!!yay,i really hope i got it.Or,it could be the INTELLI-Z grip!!!!!!!!darn im good

[Nitroduck]

Sounds like Tom's gettin married or something.

Reason I think this is so is because I emailed the AGD Office Gal and said Tom was overly-happy today......

So......Is that the answer?

WLIPP ........Hmmmmm....Will Live in Paintball Paradise?

[thecavemankevin]

I wonder if AGD is merging with another company?

[HoppysMag]

Tom if your gettin married your gunna invite you favorite Forum right??? Il take the steak. ( Chicken gives me gas)
I know il get you a blender!!! every one likes blenders!!!
We can throw you a bachlors party!!! a nice big cake, with the figurins on the top. Tom , His wife, And his emag!

[ChrisRT]

Worlds Largest Intenatonal Paintball Provider, this will make tom happy because it will make him money?

[Vegeta]

oh crap now we're getting into his personal life. Before long we'll ruin that too.. lol j/k

Couldn't you see it? a Tom Kaye bachelor party! omg.. the paint flying... the bars, the resturants, the beer...

of coasre, the beer comes AFTER the paintball.... no alcohol allowed on the feild!

[HoppysMag]

Vegeta---- your missin one of the most impotant things.... the Chicks !!!!

[RT_Luver]

I'm really confused!I just wish it might possibly be the new Z-Grip,but i doubt it......but heck,always nice to dream

[Vegeta]

....is marriage or a proposal(probably by Tom). ....

who else would propose? Tom's mom? lol.. hhehe..he..uh..uh oh. That better not be a part of it. Although that would be a AO memerable thing... AOers emailing Tom's fiance' all proposing for him. Does that fit the equation? IF we email.. SHE will come. We email her, proposing, and she will come!

That is VERY far off but hey its a shot. Am I right? VERY ROMANTIC TOM!

[sifu01]

Figure this:
If this then that
then if this=that than this
finally this and that or that and this
Got it!....

Looks like the only way to figure this out ahead of time is to eat Tom's brain.

Who's with me!!!!

[tazman]

Okay I am really confused Know!! I can't wait to find out what it is ...Almost like a kid waiting for christmas morning to come.

[Hysperion]

I think she is some really hot chick that's gonna 'rock the boat'. I mean what would make Tom more happy then that? And WLIPP was mispelled, he meant wipp so this sounds like it's shaping up to be some hardcore action

[pito189]

Maybe its the release of an all aluminum mag, so everyone can mill to their hearts content.

[Gup44]

<i>Originally posted by Tom K</i>
<b>A = Email
B = She
C = To be announced
If "A" then "B"
If "B" then "C"
You can't have "B" but you might get "C"
If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP
This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.</b>

If "A" then "B", and if "B" then "C" Then wouldn't it be logical to assume that if "A" then "C"? Therefore if we Email, then it will be announced and Everyone will be happy.

I don't think He's talking about a specific email address. Both cryptic messages simply said "email" or "if you email". Do not assume what is not there. Perhaps the interpretation lies in the fact that one HAS email and not that he should email someone. The noun, not the verb. Therefore if you have email she will come.

Try this:
If you have email, then you will get the announcement.
Or: If "A" then "C"
This also works with "If you email, she will come..."

This new hint adds to the message. <b>"If Tom Kaye gets to "C" then he will have WLIPP"</b> which will make Tom happy and should make everyone else happy too.
I haven't found a solution for this part. But if I assume my interpretation of the first part is correct, then I have to assume that WLIPP has something to do the email announcement. Perhaps if Tom gets to announce what he wants to do, then he will throw the Worlds Largest Internet Paintball Party... That would be light hearted and close to home for everybody. ?? I only confuse myself.

Other WLIPP acronyms I came up with:
<i>Weekly List of Important Paintball Products
World's Largest Informative Paintball Place
Wednesday's Letter Involving People in Paintball
World League of International Paintball Players
World's Lowest Inline Peak Pressure</i>

Only more confused...

[Gambit1106]

SHE could be her and a different version of what she is holding could be "C"

[AngelBoy]

World's Largest Incompasitated Pixelated Paintball Its an Online paintball game

[Paintballer86]

I am going to bed now and I am gonna curl up in a ball and cry I think that it is an electronic grip frame to the automag simiar to the e-mags but cheeper. If I am right I get a free one